THE IDES OF TRUMP

In observance of the Ides of March, let’s all mail President Donald Trump a postcard that publicly expresses our opposition to his policies. 

Bury the White House post office in postcards informing Donald that he’s fired. No alternative facts will explain away our record-breaking, officially verifiable, warehouse filling flood of fury. 

So sharpen your wit, unsheathe your writing implements, and see if your sincerest ill wishes can pierce Donald’s famously thin skin. Take a picture of your postcard and post it on social media tagged with #TheIdesOfTrump! Spread the word! They can’t build a wall high enough to stop the mail. 

Mail your postcard to:

President Donald Trump

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC 20500